Total Medals Earned: 97 (From 15 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,490 Points
Medals Earned: 10/10 (190/190 points)
Medals Earned: 6/7 (140/240 points)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
Medals Earned: 3/20 (40/395 points)
Medals Earned: 3/3 (15/15 points)
Medals Earned: 16/20 (205/375 points)
Medals Earned: 22/93 (190/750 points)
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/100 points)
Medals Earned: 5/7 (115/120 points)
Medals Earned: 6/11 (70/325 points)
Enter The First Level of Hell
Enter The Second Level of Hell
Enter The Third Level of Hell
Enter The Fourth Level of Hell
Enter The Fifth Level of Hell
Enter The Sixth Level of Hell
Enter The Seventh Level of Hell
Enter The Eigth Level of Hell
Enter The Ninth Level of Hell
Find and kiss the secret poster
Complete level five.
Completel level ten.
Complete the game.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 2-5.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 6-10.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 11-15.
Get a perfect loadout in every level.
Reach a distance of 50
Reach a distance of 100
Reach a distance of 250
Reach a distance of 400
Reach a distance of 600
Start the game for the first time.
Beat Week 1 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Get freaky on a Friday.
Beat Tutorial in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 2 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 3 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 4 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 5 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 6 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 7 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Weekend 1 in Story Mode (on any difficulty) and unlock Pico as a playable character in Freeplay.
Press TAB in Freeplay and unlock your first character.
Beat any Pico remix in Freeplay (on any difficulty).
Beat Stress (Pico Mix) in Freeplay (on any difficulty).
Earn a Loss rating on any song (on any difficulty).
Earn a Perfect rating on any song on Hard difficulty.
Beat any Erect remix in Freeplay on Erect or Nightmare difficulty.
Earn a Gold Perfect rating on any song on Hard difficulty.
Earn a Gold Perfect rating on any song on Nightmare difficulty.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
You went and looked into the Kickstarted, wow!
Call in some friends for some massive mayhem.
You've got a pretty good basketball shot!
That's a pretty good kick!
Splat! She's flat for real now.
You have mastered the Tao of Darnell.
Like a Samurai Warrior!
Sometimes a change of scenery is nice.
Heeeeeeeeeeeere's you!
That there crowbar's fixed her up good!
Give the Shotgun a go!
You have crossed the moral event horizon.
The rarest pokemon in Gensokyo.
Kill her 50 times.
Do it like Shotgun Man
Insane! That's over a 100 kills!
You have mastered all the tools of your trade.
Beat Standard (any) as Cassette Girl
Beat Standard (any) as Nene
Beat Standard (any) as Girlfriend
Defeat Standard (any)
Achieve Disgusting or higher
Beat Standard (any) as Pico
Beat Standard (any) as Darnell
Beat Standard (any) as Hank
Beat Standard (any) as Son
Beat Standard (any) as Alloy
Beat all Standard modes on all maps
Beat Standard Insane
Beat all Standard Insane on all maps
Beat both Standard Mode and Insane Mode on all Maps.
Get to wave 10 on Endless Mode
Beat (any) standard mode in under 6 minutes.
Beat (any) Insane Mode in under 6 minutes.
Achieve the highest combo rating possible.
Discover all the Assists and defeat all the Bosses
Complete the Tutorial Mission
Defeat Hansel's first form (both arms)
Defeat Hansel's tentacled form
Defeat Hansel's U.F.O. form.
Defeat Hansel's brain.
Fall into the lava (alternate ending)
Grab Tankman's hand and helicopter away to safety.
baby medal
amateur
dedicated
damn daniel
The uh, safety was off there.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
